Empty bottles of rum left on the table: 4
Average age of the people I was hanging out with last night: 18
Previous times I have seen my friend's mom that drunk: Never
I think you get the picture. Actually, I doubt it, these are pretty vague descriptions. Without any context, I would be very confused. In fact I think I'm still a little confused. All I know is there is still some illegible words scribbled on my hand and I think I have been married off to someone who just became eligible to vote. Thank god we have phones or cameras with recording capabilities to provide evidence of how obnoxious we can all be when inebriated. Yes, thank god for that.
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