That was at least 2 pizza slices worth of exercise...

I am determined to maintain my exercise plan. Even if it means working out at 10:30pm and not being able to fall asleep because I'm so wired from having just exercised. Those are just the sacrifices I'm willing to make in order to stay in shape, more like form the semblance of a shape.. I haven't worked out consistently in a verr verr long time. I have many a time randomly gone out for a run and then maybe three or four weeks later repeated that same ritual, always with the hope that two days later I'll run again. But this time it's different! I'm not quite sure why yet, but I will find a reason that will further motivate me! I'll just think it over while I eat one of those yummy little dark chocolate sticks... Maybe I would be a much more determined exerciser if I measured my exercise in food.. maybe I should stop thinking about food so much. But it's so good! hmmm...

False alarm.

I can totally see why they make those scary movies starting with a babysitter watching the kids after they've gone to bed. It's freakin' creepy being in a different house at night alone, you're never quite sure if that noise is the sound of the furnace or ice machine in the fridge or really a deranged killer watching your every move. No wonder babysitters are always having their boyfriend over- to protect them and keep them company. Not that I would know since I was forever loner Bonnie in my babysitting hay-day which was very short lived I might add regardless of my secret dream to establish a real life version of the Babysitters club. Can you blame me? Just watch the movie, they were having such a good time, they had a phone line of their own and were reaping the profits of being young entrepreneurs.

Remember when it was the height of cool to have a separate phone line or a phone in your bedroom? Those were the days... But the kids never behave as well as they do in the movies in real life anyways.

Shut up and watch television while I check my facebook

Children I babysat today: 2
Men I ran into at a wedding ceremony who I once dated who are now gay: Only 1 (thank god)

I love my niece and nephew, just not so much when I have to babysit them. Thank god I was able to distract them with a combination of bowling, Miley Cyrus and ice cream until it was bedtime. Good to know Miss Cyrus is good for something. She's such a stick, you know she isn't eatin' no ice cream. I can't believe she was at the Oscars. Lame. I haven't babysat in a really long time, that's what happens when you go away to college I suppose. I survived though with sticky hands, Ryan's pants covered in blue ice cream and my dignity! I'd say mission accomplished.

I think that's the sound of a kid rustling around in their bed...I guess my job isn't over yet.

Reporting from 114 Geroge street, this is Bonnie

I don't know what is wrong with me today. Usually my reaction to caffeine is mild, but today I am a little cray cray. Who am I kidding. There is a whole lot of cray cray in this Bonnie. I was listening to npr and I started to repeat what they were saying to see if I sounded a smart and interesting as they did. Maybe I should look into radio journalism, it's not like it's a really narrow competitive field. Whatever I need to try out my idea for my 30 sec interval cooking show.

Why are American Political Science books so lame to read. So uninteresting. My psychology book is much more interesting. Maybe all the pictures of George Bush are turning me off.

I don't know how to turn myself off over drive. It's even hard to read because I keep wanting to go faster and faster, but I can only read so fast! Fourth grade sucked because there was all this standardized testing and you had to read the story and answer questions about it and I was a slow reader. I always finished last.

I like to think my reading speed has increased significantly since the 4th grade.

Unfortunately I have no evidence to prove otherwise.

I wish:
I wasn't enrolled in Am pol sci
I had time to watch my netflix movies
I wasn't feeling so cracked out
I had a job that payed me
I was a skinny little person who could eat anything without jeopardizing her health or waist line

In the library. My house doesn't have wireless internet. The computer is actually so old that it doesn't have capabilities to even connect to a wireless system. So I am at the library. Doing absolutely everything besides what I came here to do.

Way to go Bonnie, way to go.

It's not my fault the poli sci class professor can't teach a class properly. Maybe the exam will be painless and he's an easy grader on essays.

I guess I'll find out. Right now all I can think about is how I should cook my chicken tenders. And by that I mean exactly what you think I mean. Cooking chicken tenders.

Things I should do:
Stop making unattainable goals that I think are actually very attainable but will not be accomplished
Find self motivation
Find the meaning of life while I'm at it
Stop making long lists of things to read
Read more
Find a way to do as little work as possible in my classes
Get at least Bs in my summer classes
Write my blog more often
Probably leave the library since I'm not being productive
stop being hungry all the time and finally,
SEE BATMAN IN IMAX

By the looks of my first class, it's going to be a long two months of listening to a professor who loves to hear his own voice.

Libraries visited today: 2
Number of times I predict to visit the library again while home: A whole lot cause it don't cost a dime

John + Kate plus the lollipop guild makes 8 ... ?

Coming home is great. There's home cooked food that doesn't taste like cheap store brand crap because it isn't, there's a comfortable bed, the full family participation required interventions.

That's right, I said interventions.

What else is a family to do when a member is so scared of the dentist's office they are willing to endure the pain of wisdom teeth that are just asking to be removed from their jaw? And just to be completely clear the family member is not under the age of 12, more like over the age of 30. At least the fam's keeping things fresh and interesting.

I bet if my family had 8 children or a couple midgets we would totally get our own reality show on TLC or something. Maybe 8 midget children. We have to find our angle and target audience. There's a lot of potential there.

Unfortunately I am traveling to the world of ex druggies, GED recipients and babies mamas known as community college bright and early tomorrow morning so I need to go to bed.

Until then I will continue brainstorming ideas.